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  • Halloween SEXY TIME!

    Nothing says Halloween like ultra sexy, um... slutty costumes. When you go out to the club for Halloween, you know you're gonna see some! Ladies, thank-you. HA! It's funny too! The most shy, innocent ladies always seem to be the most "undressed" for Halloween!

  • Giant Eye Identified!

    Last week, I heard a news story about an eye that was found on the beach on Pompano Beach in Florida. When I heard it, it kinda went in one ear and out the other. All I heard was EYE, BEACH, and thats about it. I assumed it was a human eye, and I assumed it was from a shark attack, or something along those lines. Then yesterday, I saw a picture of this "eye" and it's GINORMOUS! This thing is huge! So what did this giant, Gullivers Travels eye come from? IT IS NOW KNOWN! Click HERE for the story.

  • Did ya see the world's highest skydive?

    WOW. That was incredible! Felix Baumgartner went to the edge of the earth's atmosphere and jumped out of a capsule lookin like an astronaut! It was AWESOME! If you missed it, no prob! HERE is the full story, and recap video.

  • AWESOME Fingerprints?

    I ran across this story today, and just thought this was some cool stuff! Check out this artists bizarre way of doing art..... Click HERE

  • Halloween FACTS

    I LOVE Halloween! I look forward to decorating the yard, dressing up, and scaring the HELL out of kids coming to my place for candy. However, there are facts about this day I didn't even know! I bet you don't know them either! Check out these links for some cool Halloween facts, and urban legends.

  • Wedding Reception NIGHTMARE!

    I have been DJ'ing Wedding Receptions for 15+ years, and have NEVER seen anything like this! I have only seen a couple of fights, but they were between extremely drunk fellas who got pissed someone dare ask their woman to dance. Jeez. Oh, and only once did I see a Bride & Groom verbally duke it out. The groom was extremely pissed that his bride got cake on his tux. HOW DARE HER! Again, Jeez. That escelated throughout the evening to a drunken argument resulting in the bride telling him to F**K OFF, and leaving. Never did hear how they are doing. HA! Anyway, this is a sad news story due to a family member dying as a result, but the stupidity of wedding reception fights shines through. Click HERE to check it out.

  • Tommy Lee turns 50!

    So is that 350 years old in dog years? HAHAHA!! WOW! It doesn't seem like that bad-ass rocker is 50, but it's the real deal! I'll always remember years ago at the Kansas Coliseum, Motley Crue was in concert, and before the show started I was on-stage preforming a wedding ceremony. From the side of the stage, I heard someone shout.... "would y'all shut tha F**K UP! I'm trying to watch this wedding!" I looked over, and it was Tommy Lee! He was yelling at road crew, and his incredibly drunk girlfriend, Tara Reid! That was a cool moment. Tommy Lee was watching ME! CRAZY! Happy Birthday Tommy!

  • Foo Fighters call it quits?

    Yep. Dave Grohl announced that the Foo's are taking an indefinate hiatus. WTF?!?! Really? We were talking about this, and I guess when you look at it this way, maybe it makes sense..... Dave has been rocking non-stop since Nirvana, and he's been through a LOT! Then, the Foo's have rocked all over the world with other wordly top-preformers. They have been there and done that. They are millionaires, and are leaving us for now on top of their game. I guess they deserve that. But ya know what, they will get bored, miss the fans, shows, etc, and will be back. When? Nobody can answer that, but we'll see it. I'm sure of that.

  • I WILL be back?!

    Arnold Schwarzenegger almost ruined the Treminator's iconic phrase "I'll be back" by wanting to change it up to someting easier due to his heavy German accent. Director James Cameron said no, and he wanted it left at simply "I'll be back". Nothing more, nothing less. Thank god, because anything else would have been weird! Click HERE to check out the interview with the TERMINATOR!

  • Time to eat some..... BACON!

    So last week I told ya about the looming possibility of a bacon shortage. WTF?!! I know, right! In the meantime, bacon for me is a must. And honestly, I will still buy bacon. Even if it's $30.00 a pound! I LOVE BACON! I will use less electricity at home, drive less, whatever it takes to keep my bacon budget safe! Check out this story about a fantastic bacon eating contest that just happened in Kansas City.

  • Ryan Woodward Memorial Skate TOMORROW!

    Tomorrow is the 4th annual Ryan Woodward Memorial Skate Event at the downtown skate park on St. Francis right under Kellogg.

  • Drive the speed limit!

    I hate bitchin' about other peoples driving issues because I'm sure that at some point I have pulled some BS too, but come on man! DRIVE THE FREAKIN SPEED LIMIT! I'm not sure what the deal is, but at least for the past month, I have noticed more and more that people are driving UNDER the posted speed limit! WTF!? For instance, my daily drive takes me down either 235 or 135 and then I roll down Seneca. On 235, never a problem. Speed limit is 65, so we roll at 65. On 135, it's 60, and it's always 50-56 MPH! And on Seneca, it's 40, and I constantly am behind a trail of people doing 30! AHHHHHH! What the hell is going on?! Please. Do the speed limit, or pay for my blood pressure medication. Did I mention AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! COME ON MAN!

  • OMG! A Bacon Shortage?!

    My worst nightmare could be real! There is talk of a bacon shortage in the near future! SAY IT AIN'T SO!

  • Lynyrd Skynyrd flag problems!

    So they tried to be politically correct, but it angered the fans. Yeah, Skynyrd ditched the use of the confederate flag, but in doing so pissed off some fans. Well, they are using it again, and that has pissed off more people! JEEZ! Click HERE to read the full story......

  • Ren Fair FUN!

    This past weekend at the Sg County Park was awesome as the 2012 Great Plains Ren Fest took place. The weather couldn't have been better, and the atmosphere was a blast. I even preformed a Wedding Crermony on the jousting field! And I didn't step in horse poop! HA! The next one will happen in the spring of 2013, and guess what..... yep! We'll be there for that one too! Click HERE for the pix, and watch the weddin' below!

  • Ren Fest Weekend!

    It's time..... The Great Plains Ren Fest at the Sg. County Park! It's this weekend, 10a-6p Saturday and Sunday. Come out, have some medevil fun, and check out the wedding I'll be doing on Sunday at noon! Find out more at www.greatplainsrenfest.com

  • It's NEW WII time!

    Hell yeah! It's about here.... a brand-new WII! I've had my fair share of game consoles over the years, and I even have a couple antique consoles I have purchased! With the WII, we love to play lots of games. Our love for gaming even prompted us to get WII Fit! And guess what?! Yeah, you guessed right! My "WII-ME" stands there sleeping like a lazy ass. Maybe cause I would rather play Mario Cart., or anything else for that matter! Why would I waste my gaming time exercising! HAHAHAHA!!! Well, for the new WII news, click HERE!

  • ZZ Top's BEARDS!

    So how did the fellas in ZZ Top come to have their famous beards? Well, today in Yahoo! Music, you can read the whole story! And I found this old ZZ Top promo photo of the guys with tiny beards! WEIRD! Click HERE for the story.

  • State Fair & True Love!!

    It's true! I'm in LOVE! And I have been for the past 3 years! So here's the story...... When Andrea (My Fiance) and I first met, there was a certain chemistry that sparked between us. For me, it was love at first sight. We had gone to places a couple times where our friends were, etc, but hadn't really gone out "together" on a date yet. I was wondering how I should approach it, and wondered how I would introuce my daughter, Gabby in the mix. A whole pile of thoughts were running through my head as to how I could get her in my trap! HA! Well, it was Kansas State Fair time 4 years ago, and I asked her to come with Gabby & I to the fair. She agreed, and the rest is history. Ever since then, we make the Fair a part of our lives, and our Anniversary. We have been a couple times already this year, and plan on heading out a few more times before it wraps this Sunday. I am so lucky to have her and Gabby in my life, and it's the thrill of the Fair that helps make it special. Happy 3 year Anniversary Baby!

  • MMMMM! STATE FAIR FOOD ON A STICK!

    Oh yeah! It's time again for the Kansas State Fair! It starts tomorrow, and by the way, it's the 100th KS ST FAIR! WOO-HOO! I grew up in Hutchinson, and I have always had a deep relationship with the ole' fairgrounds. I did a lot of growing up with friends there. Now, in my adult life, the fair has great meaning for my daughter, Gabby. She LOVES going and spending time with her friends and our family. And, it's the first place I took Andrea on a date. Classy! Well, this years fair marks our 3rd year together full of love! And we are gonna go and celebrate! I can't really eat all the awesome, crappy foods at the fair, but Andrea loves it! Check out this video HERE of the wacky fair foods from the Iowa St Fair.

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