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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 31, 2013
I stopped at the "Big M" one time and ordered a 2 cheeseburger meal. What I GOT was 2 grilled cheese sammiches! They FORGOT THE MEAT! What tha? I thought it was a fluke and a simple mistake that only happened to ME! Oh, but no! Click HERE for a list, complete with pictures, of funny FAST FOOD FAILS.......
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 30, 2013
I have a big bush at home, (huh-huh) and it sits right on the edge of the front porch. It provides a great amount of privacy, great sun-block, but draws every freakin fly in the neighborhood! Ive tried everything I could buy, including a bag of poop! Yeah, I paid for a bag of poop! This device, available at Ace Hardware, is a bag with a lid that has tapered holes on the top. You put water in the bag, then place this mesh bag inside. The mesh bag disentigrates in the warer revealing what looks like dirt. IT'S POOP! It may work, but on a hot day, it stinks like, well..... POOP!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 29, 2013
Believe it or not, the song "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet is the most lucrative song EVER. From restaraunts, clothes, and a way of life, Margaritaville is known by....... everybody. I've even heard the Priest in Church mention the weekend by calling it MARGARITAVILLE. Uhhhh. Anyway, click HERE for the full story, and enjoy the video. Just talking about this whole thing has put me in the mood for a big sugar-rimmed margarita. Let's do it!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 28, 2013
Did you go to Rocklahoma this year? If you did, you definately know what a party it was! If ya didn't... GO NEXT YEAR! You don't wanna miss this huge 3 day rock concert! This year, the weather was awesome, and the bands were awesom-er! Click the pic of ME for the party pix, and the pic of Axl Rose for pictures of misc. bands. Hope to see ya next time!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 23, 2013
It's that time... time for 3 solid days of partying in Pryor Oklahoma! Are you going? If you are, I want to see your party pictures! E-mail them to me... hank@t95.com. I will post all pix here on the website when I get back. Wanna know more? Click HERE for the full line-up, ticket info and more. Hope to see ya there!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 22, 2013
Get out your grills, clean em' up, and get ready for some awesome food! Memorial weekend will be full of grillin' smells, and do you have the cool gadgets to make your grill time the envy of everyone? I found this today, and needed to share it! GRILL GADGETS! What MAN doesn't love a good gadget?! Click HERE for 10 grill gadgets you shouldn't be without!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 21, 2013
As I watched live the tornado that went through Moore Oklahoma yesterday afternoon, I had to turn the channel. The devestation saddened me. We have seen it before here at home, and it just doesn't, or will never, get any better. Now our emotions are running high and we want to help. But how? Currently monetary donations are the best way. Officials say things are very hectic there and they are requesting money at this time. Click HERE for the American Red Cross donation page. You can also text RED CROSS to 90999. Doing so will result in a $10 donation that gets added to your phone bill.
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 20, 2013
You ever hit the public pool, get a small itch on your body afterwards, and say... "awww...it's the chlorine". Uh, nope! It's probably poop! According to studies of pools in 2012, 58 percent of public pools contain poopie particles! NASTY! Who doesn't clean up well after a good doo-doo and jumps in the pool? Who poops in the pool? LORDY! Keep it in the bathroom people! Or don't feed your kids refried beans before the trip to the YMCA for a dip in the pool! DAMN! And don't pee in the pool! I don't wanna swim in pee-crap stew! Grossed out? THEN STOP! HA! The only time I have ever pee'd in water is one time in ElDorado Lake. It deserved it. Keep it clean Wichita! Click HERE for the story, and click the pic for even more poop in the pool stories!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 17, 2013
We've seen it all before, and it doesn't get better. Southern Texas got pounded with tornado's the outher night, and they need your help. The country steps up to assist us, so now it's our turn to lend a helping hand. Click HERE for the story on the Texas tornado damage, and follow the links to help.
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 16, 2013
I AM SUPER EXCITED! Today, Star Trek: Into Darkness has come out of warp speed and landed in theaters in the USA! I know.... I'm a partial geek. I don't care what you think. HA! I will be up fron in the IMAX theater tonight, so look out! I have some great Star Trek links to get you pumped up for tonight!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 15, 2013
From my days as a kid to now, I love a good ole' hot dog. Chili Dog, Cheese Dog, New York Dog, or plain ole ketchup & mustard dog... I love em all! And, there is even one hot dog that is no longer with us, R.I.P., and I want it back! Remember the "FRANK-N-STUFF"? It was a regular beef dog with a stuffed with chili! I WANT ONE AGAIN!! Well, I'll have to see if this new dog on the block stands up... Oscar Mayer has come out with 5 new hot dogs, and 4 of em are plain ole' dogs. Fat Free, Chicken, BLAH! And the 5th flavor??? B A C O N! YES! Bacon hot dogs! They say they will be available just in time for Memorial Day weekend!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 14, 2013
Wow. This is one horrible story. Construction workers in Belize are in extremely hot water now! They were extracting rock for a road building project and in the process, destroyed a 2300 year old Mayan pyramid! Uhhh... oops. An investigation is underway. I should hope so! Click the pic for the full story.
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 13, 2013
Star Trek INTO DARKNESS hits screens on May 16th.... THAT'S THIS THURSDAY! I can't wait. When the first "new" Star Trek came out, I was kinda pumped. I grew up my whole life with William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and the rest of the Enterprise crew, and didn't know if I would like the re-boot of a historic franchise. Wow was I wrong! This new world of Star Trek is incredible, and JJ Abrams did a fantastic job. Today, in addition to this bad-ass trailer, enjoy a couple great TREK links. My fiance, Andrea, has told me to find some friends to go see this one, so if ya wanna go, holla! Email me at: hank@t95.com
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 9, 2013
When you have a long day at work, you're likely to go home and bitch about it. Or sit around with your friends and bitch about work. You do. We all do. It's just a fact. However, don't bitch on Facebook. It could get ya in trouble, or worse..... FIRED! I have seen this happen personally. Someone was complaining about what a chump their boss was, and yep, they got in a heap of trouble. We have to be careful on Facebook these days. You don't know who is watching, or maybe one of your "friends" on FB sees it, then tells a co-worker, then they tell someone else, then someone else, then someone else, and well, you get it. I know it's YOUR personal page, but it's out there for others to see, and your job doesn't like it when you bitch about them. So stick with the cute dog pix and you'll have no worries. HA!! Check out this Yahoo! News video about a guy this happened to!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 8, 2013
I LOVE ribs, and I LOVE gettin sauce all over my face! It's time to do just that again with the 2nd annual WICHITA RIBFEST! It happens May 16-18 at 777 E Waterman, which is next door to the Intrust Bank Arena. 6 national rib vendors on site, live music, beer garden..... WOO-HOO! I can't wait! Saturday the 18th is T95 day with live music from Paramount. Wear a shirt you don't care about, cuz it's time to get full and MESSY! Click the pic for the Ribfest details, and enjoy my ribTASTIC links!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 7, 2013
After 10 years, Amanda Berry and two others who were being held against their will, broke out of the home they were being held in Cleveland. With the help of a "character" of a neighbor, these women busted out, and are now being treated in the hospital, and reunited with their families. Watch this news interview with the helpful neighbor. He is hilarious!
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 6, 2013
This weekend, IRON MAN, kicked box-office ass! This movie had the 2nd biggest opening weekend ever! Click HERE for the weekend movie recap, and click the pic for the Iron Man 3 website.
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 3, 2013
This summer's movies have me ready for buckets of popcorn and boxes of Jujufruit! One on the top of my list is Superman Man Of Steel. This is gonna be awesome! I remember the old Christopher Reeves Superman movies, and I thought those were great! But this movie, like all the other re-boots, seems to put the lead character in more of a believable, "one of us" kind of settings. Todays story is focuses on Superman's flying, and how they tried to "real" it up. Click the movie poster for the full flight story. Superman comes out June 14th. Leave your Kryptonite at home.
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 1, 2013
Admittedly, I am a Trekkie. Let me clarify. I'm not a "in my parent's basement" Trekkie. On a 1-10 chart, and basement dweller being a 10, I'm somewhere around a 3.5 on the chart. As a kid, I would watch the original series with my Dad, and have loved it ever since. (well, ecxept for Next Generation. I know, I know.... don't bitch) Anyway, part of what I love are the behind the scenes stuff. I had the official Star Trek Enterprise blueprints, and knew all about it! (let me guess, that last sentence put me at a 6 on the chart)
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By Hank The Mechanic CREATED May. 1, 2013
As ya get older, you tend to look at obits in the paper. I guess it's because you wanna see why people your age kicked the bucket. Anyway, you sometimes stumble on something that's just too funny. You can't make this stuff up! This guy was a true "PLAYA"! In the April 30th Wichita Eagle, this one read as follows....
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